i love it when kids say funny things,it always makes u smile,my oldest daughter whos 6 had headlice last week so i told her not to say anythin about it,as il get her sum nit shampoo,so my mum takes her to see her grandad an the little sod waltzes in goin ''hello grandad,iv got nits''lol think next time il tell her to tell people,she might not doit then lol,also when she was 18months old i was at my grans with her ,an she went into the dining room,my gran followed,and said what u doin hannah ,and she was bright red,squeezin and ses ''shittin'' i was like :-O but thankfully my gran saw the funny side hehe
she also ame home from school 1 day sayin they had been talkin bout cocaine...i wondered what the hell they were techin them these days ,i later discovered she ment volcanoes lol she was only 4.
my youngest whos 5 is a right charactor,she almost got us in trouble last month ,it was her grandads burial which happened to be on her 5th bday so my bloke picked them up early from school.my lil girl new the reason y,but wen my bloke picked her up the teacher was really quizzin him sayin that my lovly little girl had been sayin she was leavin school early coz she was havin a birthday party,cheeky lil moo,the teahers believed my OH though thank god lol
any1s else got funny,or naughty thing ur kids have said or done?? xxx
The other day Indy was at the hospital with me changing Jasmines nappy and it was a dirty one and i was like eurgh and before i said anything else Indy pipes up 'Ohhhhh god!' then walking round with her hands on her hips going 'smelly poo everywhere'! all the nurses were p!ssing themselves!
Indy calls the triplets Jazzin (Jasmine) Yexa (Alexa) and Memmie (Emmie) its very cute her running in calling their names!
Indy also now walks around saying 'Mummy!!!' to random people, its very embarassing - some people are like aww sweetie others are like really grumpy and everything, shes a child for gods sake!
Ohh and the other day me and Isla popped into M&S to get some bits and i was looking at baby stuff next to the kids section so i said to Isla go and see if theres any clothes you like or bags or something, i could still see her and everything. Anyway she ran back and was like 'Mummy i've found a reqlly nice pair of sunglasses, and a dress - please can you come and look? But when 'I' turned round Isla realized it wasnt me and was like oh sorry and walked over to me very embarassed - me and this other woman were wetting ourselves!!
ANDD my sister bought Isla a gorgeous pair of real kids ray-bans and my husband has the same ones so she put them on and walked up to daddy and went 'Look we could be real life twins' she was so excited!
Ahh my essay is over! xxxx
my niece was mimicking her mum the other day, louise (my sister, her mum) told her to put something down and she put her hand on her hip and went 'louise please put that down' i couldn't stop laughing!! xx
My conversation with my cousins son last year
Me: Bradley, what do you want santa to bring you for Christmas
Bradley: Brown sauce
lol xx
My gorgeous but very serious little Maxwell (aged 5), came up to me looking worried yesterday...
Max; mummy i dont feel very well
Me; whats wrong baby?
Max; my hearts stopped beating..
Bless him!
I was in KFC with my 20 month old yesterday and she was pointing and staring at the heavily pregnant lady behind us. I said to her 'the lady has a baby in her tummy' she turned round and pointed to my tummy and said 'and Mummy'!! I said 'No Ruby, Mummy's just had too many KFC's'!!!
My two and a half year old daughter is obsessed with toilets and willies! If we're out and I have to take her to the toilet with me she stands in the cubicle and says very loudly "you haven't got a willy mummy, daddy has got a willy" or she'll say "are you having a poo mummy" which just makes me cringe and hope nobody is outside when we come out! Lol!
My daughter came in the baathroom just after I'd had a shower and said with all seriousness, 'mummt you're a bit fat.' I was 6 months pregnant at the time!
took lily to a farm not long ago with my sister and her mates and all their kids. pointed out a barn owl and said to lily "look lil whats that?" thinking she'd say it was a birdy or something. she looks straight at me and says "its a duck innit mum?" lol she makes me laugh. was wathcing charlie and lola the other day when a giraffe appeared (dunno why exactly) and she says "aww look mummy its a piggy! MOO! MOO!" i swear shes usually so great at naming the animals and isnt usually so clueless! x x
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